shock:

This blog is a   safe space for all Mother fuckers and Stupidheads. Goodnight

tendernaiad:

when charles schulz said “all you need is love. but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt” and anthony bourdain said “your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. enjoy the ride” and mark twain said “part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like.” when erma bombeck said “i am not a glutton- i’m an explorer of food,” voltaire said “ice-cream is exquisite. what a pity it isn’t illegal” and when kurt vonnegut said “you can’t just eat good food. you’ve got to talk about it too. and you’ve got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.”

etrianodysseyobsession-hd:

zagreus:

lorileopard:

zagreus:

ganjamanana:

Source: @zagreus

this post is already on tumblr, why repost it?

You must be new here.

I’ve been here for a decade and my puzzlement over this kind of behavior remains evergreen

I admire the restraint not to point out you literally wrote the post that was screencapped.

dazzlerazz:

You’re in her dms well i’m in my jammies. goodnight

complicatedsquishy:

Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

holy-leapin-splits-batman:

stuckinapril:

stuckinapril:

my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

five year plan? have a good day. plans this weekend? have a good day. why i’m doing what i’m doing? bc i wanna have a good day. it is all about having a good day. nothing’s as precious as the present moment. neither the past nor the future. therefore i will make sure to spend it having a good day

mrschwartz:

brucespringsteendotcom:

brucespringsteendotcom:

born in the usa as an album is so funny. every single song is like im down on my luck. my hometown sucks. i hate the police. im going to prison. and people will see the flag on the cover and hear him shout “i was born in the usa” and be like yeah this is patriotic

You just don’t get commentary like this anywhere else

missyourflight:

tamagotchikgs:

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

pjackk:

pjackk:

Why does the shine make it hard to take pic of ketchup stew

Im not feeling good my head feels realy bad and ringing

misty-eyed-memory:

thecoiledfool:

nadi196:

guam:

postmortemtsarina:

mrsbandicoot:

BALL.

Originally posted by hobolunchbox

cottoncandylesbo:

this sequence of images is so mystical to me. it’s like a prey animal noticing you

rourkie:

caffeineecold:

caffeineecold:

yeah you call yourself a punk but are you normal about addicts

you’re “punk” but are you normal about homeless people

queerpontmercy:

were-all-queer-here:

honoriaw:

byrneing:

today my therapist told me that sometimes negative feelings like guilt, anxiety, self loathing, etc are like the hiccups. they’re uncomfortable, we don’t like them, there’s no way to turn them off; they can even be incapacitating for a while. we don’t always know where they came from or when they’ll go away, so sometimes instead of focusing on why we feel a certain way we need to get better at recognizing its temporary nature, keeping perspective, and enduring discomfort. i feel like a lot of self-improvement rhetoric is about pinpointing specific causes for negative thoughts/behaviors so you can eradicate them, but people with chronic mental illness really need to work on allowing themselves to experience these feelings without going into a downward spiral.

thank you for this

I want to think on this

I think this may help

Lol I conveniently have hiccups now

my therapist often reminds me that “why do i feel like this?” can sometimes be a dangerous question to ask yourself alone and leave you digging through all the times you’ve felt guilty/rejected/ashamed before. it’s easy to spiral that way if you’re not careful. with practice, i’ve started asking myself “what do i need to get through this?” the answers to that one are a bit more useful in the moment, and the shift has also helped me be kinder to myself when these feelings come up.